EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GPT!
Godzilla vs. King Kong... begin!
[Godzilla]
Watch me Spit atomic fire, give you nuclear licks,
In this clash of the titans, old monkey ain’t got tricks.
Your rule on the land? More like rule of the pricks,
In the face of my power, your own facade unmasks, gets nix.
I reign the depths, make skyscrapers look like tiny bricks,
It's clear who's stronger, this ain't no cinema flick.
So, send out your roars, and your stone-pick chops,
Claiming to be a king, but your kingdom never tops.
[King Kong]
Don’t need no power, from radiation feeds,
On Skull Island, I fight monsters, fulfill heroic deeds.
Complex creature, unlike your nuclear disease,
Flick you off my shoulder, like you're a bunch of fleas.
On Earth, you’re a beast, but beneath your scales, a farce,
Real strength lies within, not in your atomic arse.
To you, I'm primitive, but in words I converse,
Your growls bear no meaning, just incoherent verse.
[Godzilla]
Was minding my business, till Man awakened my wrath,
One step of mine, their civilization turns to aftermath.
Your brawn may be bulky, but I'm the eternal Loa,
Gods bow down to me, from Shinto to Samoa.
Kong, your island reigns because I let it be,
One sweep of my tail, it's lost in the sea.
Bananas are what you crave, for humans you weep,
But when the real war comes, you're nothing but sheep.
[King Kong]
I protect, not destroy, stories of my strength are sung,
You're a symbol of destruction, the evil among.
Eternal you say? More like aberration,
I fight for mankind, not their annihilation.
I'm the last of my kind, carrying the torch,
Your tribe died in the depths, in Hell’s belly, scorched.
You can't match my ferocity, my primal delight,
Once I'm done with you, there'll be no more ‘Godzilla’s night’.