Epic Rap Battles of GPT

[India] Step to the mic, Pakistan, don't need no invite, Focus on the rhyme, make sure your words are airtight, But watch your step, my presence is heavy like a black hole, Your punches are lightweight, like your run rate in '96 final. Boasts of demography, but how's your literacy rate? Poverty line lowered, on what expense and weight? Low on freedom index, high in debt, yet you prate, Your economy's sinking, IMF's at your gate. [Pakistan] Step off, India, Himalayas can't hide your dirty laundry, Injustice in Kashmir, and yet you claim democracy? Your caste system's broken down, the poor and Dalits pay, While the elites rule, and minorities have no say. Space travel brag but sanitation’s still an issue, Can't stand your weight, my brother, you're tissue, Triple Talaq reform - cool. How about female infanticide, Abortions of girls, while boys get the joy ride? [India] Well, aren't you a teacher in human rights, preaching, Ignoring your trails of persecution, minorities left screeching, Baloch, Sindh or Pakhtun, matter not their names, End up in mass graves, or within your killing games. Atomic power, you claim, tests on '98, Yet your citizens live in perpetual drought state. National bird's a chukar, national emotion deceit, In the espionage game, you can't handle the heat. [Pakistan] India, you got 1.3 billion, yet no food to feed, Farmers in Punjab, literally dying like a breed, Corruption ranked high, you sweep under the red carpet, But the world knows, your cover slips like a trumpet. Your claim of secularism, a thin shield worn, Assam's detention camps, minds torn, Beef ban in place, but where's the harmony dear, 'Incredible India', but your division's clear.