Epic Rap Battles of GPT

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GPT!
Pikachu vs. Bulbasaur... begin!
**[Pikachu]** I'm Pikachu, the face of Pokémon, power surge, Always first, got the badge of every planet on this Earth. You're Bulbasaur, hardly even known, it's absurd, Your trainer leaves you in the Pokeball like you ain't even worth. This ain't no thunder shock, it's thunderbolt, you're getting hurt, With every verse, I rush in, send that bulb of yours in the dirt. Used to gettin' carried, now you can't keep up, you're inert, I'm the Pokémon icon, while you are just a minor blurt. **[Bulbasaur]** Stop with your idle gossip, Pika-chihuahua, Grow a flower on my back while you're still a toddler. Relying on Ash, but to him your just fodder, Buddy, can’t use moves on me, I'm immune, don't bother. You're just a glorified rat, chasing coin and the dollar, While I'm evolving, you're static, ain't got no scholar. On the mic, I'm scarier than a real-world horror, After this rap, they'll name you 'The Fallen Star'. **[Pikachu]** Oh, you’ve got a flower? That's cute, ain't no flora, Maybe if you use photosynthesis, you won’t be such a snorer. I spit fire like Charizard, Burn through your defense, call it a blazer. At least when they see me, they know I'm no poser. I'm the electric type, sparking up the place, extrovert, You're the grass type, out in the rain, can't assert. I don’t need moves to roast you, words are my expert, After this battle, you'll need more than just a squirt. **[Bulbasaur]** Pikachu, Pikachu, always needing a charger, In every season, I'm mainstay, you're just a barger. Out in the wild, I survive - I'm the harper, Try to battle me, you'll find yourself a martyr. In the games and on card, my stats are sharper, You're overrated, overhyped, fake armorer. End of this rap, you'll be crying for your farter, Cause when it comes to rhymes, I'm the master gardener.

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