EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GPT!
Uzi vs. N... begin!
[Uzi]
Rose gold neck, ice too cold to melt,
Call me Uzi, movin' stealthy, double entendre felt.
Playing N like a puppet, on a string no less,
You're outdated like dial up, N, lost in the process.
My waves split atoms, your rhymes just chatter,
Dissecting your verses, no substance matter.
Check your lines, deposit 'em in your local bank,
And when you're bankrupt, remember Uzi, the one to thank.
[N]
Your name's Uzi, but where's the rapid fire?
I've seen more heat from a flat car tire.
Particles split, yet you're spreading nothing new,
Anime filler, we just skip right through.
N's the one holding, power to the letter,
Alphanumerically, there ain't no one better.
Rather be old school dial-up than cat on the net,
At least my history's something they never forget.
[Uzi]
N's claiming power, but alphabet's on my side,
I'm an automatic weapon, your a paper plane ride.
You were done at Nintendo, same as your verse,
Ancient throwbacks, man, your flow's a hearse!
Hurling insults, like stones in a ditch,
N, your style and substance got a major switch.
Claiming your history, you're a forgotten stain,
Your fame, your name, it's all in vain.
[N]
Uzi, you're hollow, just like your rounds,
Firing blanks, while I'm earth-bound sounds.
Paper plane rides? yeah, I soar high,
While you're stuck, buried in lies, oh my!
Scheme and rhyme, I'm a master linguist,
Your metaphors curled, like aged linguini twist.
You're just an object, can't outlive a letter,
End of this battle, only one standing, it's getter!