EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GPT!
T-Rex vs. Stegosaurus ... begin!
[T-Rex]
A T-Rex rippin', no gifts for the Stego,
Bite marks in your plating, blood and marrow flow.
King in the Jurassic, I sit on the throne,
Stompin' on you, reduce you to mere bones.
Ancient plates, they're practically a relic,
Can't save you from my verses, apocalyptic.
Got a tail with spikes? I'm straight impervious,
Against my fiery rhymes, defenses are worthless.
[Stegosaurus]
T-Rex, you're a beast out of time,
Against my armored body, you can't climb.
Your vocab's pathetic, like your T-rex arms,
Your words don't hit, they don't do harm.
A predator who can't see what ain't movin’,
Against my verbal slams, what are you provin'?
You talk of thrones, power and the crown,
But against herbivores, you’re traditionally down.
[T-Rex]
Herbivore, you grew slow, low metabolic rate,
I was fast and furious, iconic, truly great.
Got more in common with a turkey than with me,
I'm a legend you're a lore, in dino hierarchy.
Your back row armor, more like a deck of cards,
I spit, it scatter, revealing battle scars.
You swing that tail, but it merely grazes,
As my rhyme leaves you stuck in the Cretaceous.
[Stegosaurus]
T-Rex, you're nothing but old bones,
Etched in history's stone, cause of my verbal tones.
Your fingers don't reach, can't clutch success,
Peak predator? More like complete mess.
With a brain your size, bro, ain't no surprise,
Your verses are empty, like vacancy signs.
Fossil of fear, you're busted and broken,
Your time's up T-Rex, the Stego has spoken.