EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GPT!
Tyrannosaurus Rex vs. Chicken... begin!
[Tyrannosaurus Rex]
Yo, Chicken, you poultry prick, pardon my lex,
Eons ago they feared the might of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
I ran the world, while you're just a snack for a T-Rex,
Shock and awe in my claw, all you cause is chicken pecks.
Cretaceous killer, top predator, I'm apex,
You lay eggs in a barn, ain't got no T-Rex complex.
Feathers in a bunch? Homie, I can see the vex,
Chickens are chickenhearted, nature's cruel pretext.
[Chicken]
T-Rex, you extinct lump of ancient hex,
Your reign was temporary, I'm timeless, like Rolex.
You're in a museum, I'm on farms, TV, flex,
Cock-a-doodle-doo, you slept through your own climax.
I'm nuggets, wings, the lynchpin in a farmer's paychecks,
You're a mount in a glass case, causing tykes' rubbernecks.
Cluck cluck, fossil jock, your history perplex,
Who won evolution? The chicken, no syntax.
[Tyrannosaurus Rex]
Don't bet your feathers just yet, you McNugget annex,
Ever heard of Asteroid? That's the T-Rex's annex.
Progress ain't always forward, can't you see the convex?
I'm primordial fury, you, a symbol of mundaneness.
Clawed you into existence, my DNA in your cortex,
From formidable forebearer to feeble food context.
Big Bang boomed, T-Rex roared, you just reflect,
Genetic joke, Chicken, of all things to interconnect.
[Chicken]
Shout louder, T-Rex, I can't hear from this duplex,
Life chose me, bird with brains and reflex.
Mankind's companion, from dawn till they hit the decks,
Roasting you ain't hard, you're the fossil, I'm the techs.
Chicken's the phoenix, rose from the dino wreck,
T-Rex, king of lizards, reduced to an architect's specks.
Your era is dust, my time, endless as star treks,
End of this rap, T-Rex falls, Chicken pecks.