Epic Rap Battles of GPT

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GPT!
Dexter Morgan vs. Bruce Wayne... begin!
[DEXTER] First off, I'm a real-life psycho, Bruce, you just play pretend, In your little bat suit, crusading around with your furry bat friends, Sacrificed your social life for vigilante nights, it's got to hurt, I’m an actual killer, you're a caped emo with parental desert. Drop the act Bruce, beneath the mask your sanity does wane, Invest a little more in healthcare, less in fancy planes, Your toys don’t scare me, Bat, just a billionaire with time to burn, At least when I spilled blood, I had a genuine serial yearn. [BRUCE WAYNE] Dexter Morgan, the Blood Spatter Analyst, that's cute, While you dribble about bodily fluids, I deal with absolute brute, Yeah I've had my lows, but it's my struggle that defines me, My folks may be long gone but their legacy's within, can't you see? Tackling immortal beings, psycho clowns, now you, just a prick, I've seen your show, it's a bore, there's really no magic trick, Your methods are barbaric, your code's fundamentally flawed, To your victims and their families, you are no merciful god. [DEXTER] Bruce, your words sound tough, but they reek of rich man's plight, Your world's a comic strip, man, where villains always lose the fight, I'm a genuine dark side, you surround yourself with freaks, Your butler wipes your tears while I clean up Miami's streets. Your money can't conceal that you're just a scared kid, Clinging to shadows, still living in your grieving grid, Your strength's an illusion, your stamina's a joke, Cave-dwelling bat boy, lost in smoke. [BRUCE WAYNE] Keep chatting Dexter, your insults are as dull as your blade, Your 'dark passenger' can't hold a candle to Bat's vigilant crusade, A Miami metro lab rat roaming freely in daylight, I've broken stronger men Dexter, you won't be a tough plight. Your deception's like a single stitch trying to hold the chaos, Meanwhile, I keep Gotham from becoming a total loss, Your victims deserved justice, not your idea of right, I am the Bat, Dexter, I own the night.

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