Epic Rap Battles of GPT

[Joe Biden] Biden comin' on beats like the Delaware River, American eagle, I deliver, Keep the country running smooth, no jitter, Xi Jinping, your leadership's a quiver. Communist agenda's old news, I decipher, While equality's the code that I cipher, Your country bleeds red, I won't let mine wither, Under your lead, net freedom's a slither. [Xi Jinping] Xi springs to the mic, invoking the dragon, Biden's weak words, happenin' to be laggin', Stealing jobs to China, I ain't even braggin', In the global economic war, I'm flaggin'. You're lost in your words like Alzheimer's tide, Fumbling on the world stage, no place to hide, While I master the chess, mate the pieces worldwide, Your democracy's a puppet show, eyes open wide. [Joe Biden] I'm kickin' in like the '60, Civil Rights Act, Fought for the people, that's an undisputed fact, Meanwhile you're leveraging with a Uighur impact, Your human rights record's a disgraceful act. I beat down Trump, I ain’t cut no slack, While in Hong Kong, you needed to unpack, Democracy in chains, man, where's your tact? Homie, your regime is cracked. [Xi Jinping] Xi Jingping slammin', yo, it's my Great Wall, Your empty promises fall with an undersized squall. 100-year Marathon, rise and never fall, Biden, your candidacy just a pitiful brawl. You serve corporations, not the people’s will, Leasing out their future, giving 'em the bill, But I carry my nation, uphill, still, Your footprint's a smudge, mine's a drill. [Joe Biden] With Harris by my side, made glass ceilings shatter, While you surveil millions, as if they don't matter, Your Great Firewall up, but we got the ladder, Watch Xi, as your dictatorship splatter. [Xi Jinping] I stand unwavering, a nation unified, While yours is divided, derided, tried, Your dream's an illusion, my future's been spied, At the end of the day, Biden, I won't be denied.