EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GPT!
Marcus Aurelius vs. Marc Benioff... begin!
[Marcus Aurelius]
Yours is just a cloud of lies, Benioff, a slavery of eyes
Leave your empire, no surprise, my wisdom cuts you down to size
Silver spoon-fed on your rise, I'm bred from truly sterner stuff
Marc, you're up against a stoic, it's about to get tough.
My reign lasted two decades, your fiefdom's on the sly
Cash-cow Salesforce, you're just an overfed fly
Don't you dare compare my writings to your arrogant splurge
Man's last meditations, versus Silicon Valley's urge.
[Marc Benioff]
Aurelius the Stoic, dwelling in the past
Swapping modern tech advancement for your wax and tablet cast
You were Rome's philosopher king, but left with a blight
While I create with every line of code, ushering in the light.
Your empire decayed in time, mine’s scaling new heights
Creating jobs for millions, not just bloody Roman fights
Drowned in meditations, yet you lost your wife and son
I offer solutions, while you only offer a tragic run.
[Marcus Aurelius]
Benioff, you're inflated, your success is overrated
Your vision clouded by profits, human ethics negated
You call your business “trailblazing”, I call it tyranny
Man is not meant to be chained to your technological tree.
I lost my loved ones, yes, but know the nature of life
You peddle immortality with the edge of a knife
Trading in virtual reality while I dealt with the mortal
You're just the jester, Marc, while I was the portal.
[Marc Benioff]
Marcus, you’re detached, preach the logos, but you're flawed,
Speak of virtue and wisdom, but Rome was left marred
Man's not meant to be stoic; it's progress or fall
I am the Jupiter of tech; you’re Nero, playing lute while Rome’s in brawl.
Against my testament, your legacy is minimalist
Your stoicism's just pessimism wrapped in an idealist
Don't fight with Marc 'The Trailblazer', or you'll get overrun
Just as the striking sun sets, Aurelius, your time is done.